another giveaway post!

this one is kind of fab... click here for goodness

i am not jasmine, i am aladdin

i'm packing up my dorm so i can go home for the summer, which is super fucking depressing and stressful and scary and sad so here are some pictures of things that are going on in my life, or things that i have found

superspoon + poorly done manicure

TARDIS ring

i bought this duck at cvs while i was drunk

its name is jesse pinkman

you can be the king but watch the queen conquer

ok first things first i'll eat your brains, then imma start rockin gold teeth and fangs cos that's what a mothafucking monster do

this may be some of the worst outfit post posings in the blogosphere

ever

ever.

dress - betsey johnson (!!!) $18.50 (!!!!!!) from cure thrift shop

necklace - $5 from sweetblissbistro... i just ordered two more necklaces from there... oh god no what is wrong with me

headphones - $30 from the giant toys r us in times square. they are marvel comics brand

miseducated.com is awesome

eye candy, super cute.

i've not been so good with updating but i've only got just under two weeks of school.... so busy oh god.

you are the queen of the superficial, how long before you tell the truth?

these first two photos are what i wore yesterday. die antwoord shirt (somewhat poorly) diyed by me, shorts from forever21 ages and ages ago, oscar wilde earrings from etsy. i wore those bitches to prom.

the hairclip that you can barely see was a gift from my grandmother when i was a baby, but i didn't have enough hair to wear it for another few years. it says my name. full name. well, full first name. in rainbow letters.

balloons courtesy the best person in my life, who got me six and popped one. i popped another one myself with a cigarette. there used to be a rainbow, but i am content with the four i have - they're the best colours, anyway.

they're wilting though.

dress - modcloth - it was originally like 200 dollars but i got it in the ~~secret sale and with a gift card so it was basically free.

bullet necklace - search and destroy, $12 which is REALLY FUCKING REASONABLE for a bullet necklace considering the ones at urban outfitters are fucking thirty dollars. seriously?

yes i did wear this insane amount of tulle to class.

this picture makes my feet look INSANE. i swear they are normal feet just kind of big, it's the angle or something but i do not have weird seal/duck feet.

never mind the feet... here's the sex pistols!

or, more accurately, here are the greatest shoes of my life. they are vivienne westwood and my wonderful mother sent them to me as an easter present. they smell like plastic but who cares? they have wings! like hermes! and they make me about six foot three!

they're remarkably easy to walk in, i was convinced i'd strap them on and faceplant, but they're really comfortable and no more difficult than clomping around in doc martens.

title from supermassive black hole by muse. why are three of the first five youtube results for this song twilight videos?

the tremor becomes a quake, there's a body in the lake

i just wanted to get this up quickly before i pass out for the night, this is actually something i wore last weekend and never put up

don't break, don't break my heart and i won't break your heart-shaped glasses

lolita within lolita

heart shaped glasses - on clearance at hot topic like three years ago, purchase inspired by the marilyn manson song which also lends lyrics to the title of the post

AM I COOL GUYS?

lolita shirt - strand bookstore, $24ish

skirt - forever21 - last seen here

necklace - from pinkhellokitty on etsy which is basically a candygirl's dream

boots - falling apart and fixed with balloon strings, most clearly seen here (i REALLY need new boots... doc martens won't cut it for summer)

annnd this is what my hair is doing. it's straight purple in a lot of places.